luni, 1 iunie 2009

Dans din buricu' de la degetu' mic

[Am dansu’ din buric la degetu’ mic, zise animatoarea. apoi a dat'o'n bara]
Danga langa cu falanga azi muza nu vrea nici topless nici tanga
creanga mi s’a rupt de umar ciunga mesteca o ciunga uita’te cat e de lunga gluma asta huba buba cicatrici pentru gagici haide, fata, fugi de’aici, dansu’ din buric de deget sa i’l faci lu’ degetel tom patitu’ poate o sa’l creada el ombilicu teluricu da la manivel hai cu telefericu in Tenerife si’om dansa si noi cu izmenel mos teaca ma seaca andrii popa s’a’necat la mal ca tiganu ne mutam cortu de pazla praslea cel voinic e plecat un pic dupa maru’ gordian a lu’ gorgonel notre dame cu camelii de pica nasu colt alb ingalbenit de tabac cu coco chanel taci, tu, ca’i cacharel scria pe cutia bomboanelor cu caramel o camila si’a frant cocoasa Quasimodo zice c’o panseaza el panselutele sunt niste flori comuniste la primarii birocratii mananca hartii dozate’n elastic din trezorerii cu ochi de orez ma curteaz’un chinez curtezanei nu’mi place galbenu iau o unghiera imi tund pechinezu in mintea mea se da o lupta crancena intre gaste si orz intre cai si ovaz rufa diezu nu se spala in public pe sarme gonflabile echilibristica cu trapeziste inflamabile si fanteziste de ce fierbe copchila’n mamaliga ca sa vada cocoloase sa’mi dai cocoseii de aur ‘napoi lisaveto poliponiade joaca sah si’acum in peloponez iar ajung la fa diez s’a stricat diapazonu’ lalalalalatra cainii caravana trece capra ramane gravida cu varza au mancat’o viezurii branza e tot in burduf dacii sunt fericiti anevoie mare lupu’ si’a pus margele de sticla de un litru cola nu nea nicu s’a dus pe copca un eschimos se joaca asa de frumos cu o foca focar de infectie un porc a zburat a facut ocolu pamantului in 80 de zile marine ce te legheni codrule frati'tu romanu a’ngropat securea si ciocanu si baltagu ce mai chiolhan cu tacamuri la radio sant!

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asta poate fi un fel de "dans ta chambre", ca tot vb deunazi de a mai clasica moda grabita...sau un cococh(an)el nambar faiv, mai cu shtaif...depesh made in oliVIOARA

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