luni, 29 iunie 2009

Calea laptelui degresat

no milk fo' today

Mintea mea sta si socoate cam cata grasime mai este in lapte.

Calea si’a pierdut consistenta, caimacu’ se balangane’n ceaunu' subtire turnat de’o chivuta cu ochii'n prag de orbire. Sorbi un strop din calea asta si stropu' face poc. O iei din loc spre alta halta si proteine acide te picura chinezeste’n capatanele monolite. Made in china, made in china, a cui o fi vina ca vaca asta galbejita abia mai umple’o galeata sfirijita c'o roade rugina? Rumegatoare, vaca asta docila sterila a mancat prea mult lucerna si’acum e febrila (a nu se confunda cu trifoiu’). Am vazut io la bunica, va vrea apa, mititica, si va face poc. A pocnit joiana, nu mai e lapte deloc. STOOOP! azi nu te mai joci, azi nu ma mai joc.

18 comentarii:

Xanadu spunea...

Da' jocul e frumos ca o milkă, e stil, că nu poate fi muls de mecanica mulgătoare. Paşte oarele sorioare. Paşte oare?...
Ne vei popi pe toţi, ăştia fără de roţi...

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oare soarele.

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Vaca gălbejită dă lapte gălbejit, omu'gălbejit bea lapte gălbejit.
Vaca albă dă lapte alb,
omu' alb bea lapte alb.
Vaca neagră dă lapte negru,
omu'negru bea lapte negru.
Vaca nebună dă lapte nebun,
omu'nebun bea lapte nebun.
Într-adevăr, exista o matematică a laptelui, dar nu văzusem calea de fundu'ceun',cedoi, cetrei..ului

Răspuns:în lapte mai e grăsime cât un deget gălbejit de urs, gălbejit şi el de la miere.
Acum, ca enigma s-a consumat, mă duc să-mi iau un chil de lapte dezlegat..cred că pe undeva am făcut praf verbele, c-aş(a) mai fac io uneori, dar ce mare brânză!!!

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ohohoo.io voiam o vaca, tu'mi dai o cireada (la)baltata. ma hinduci'n hinduisme, haiduco rococo. verbele's prafuri de la copite. cand s'or potcovi vacile om avea si noi aripe. pan'atunci na si bea la tzatza aia pasteurizata, c'aia nu necesita fierbere, alma'na'hehe.

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